LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Sir Vinney Poodle's girlfriend/campaign manager lays down the law to the already beleaguered candidate: "No more secret e-mails between you and Carla Bruni's dog, Sophie!" (Photo by Stephanie C.) See story under 06/01/2008 in our archives~
posted by LuLu @ 11:24 PM
"Looks like he got hold of a younger, taller female." (Photo by Stephanie J.)
posted by LuLu @ 11:21 PM
"Spencer, I've decided that I want to be Queen of Lincoln Park again."/"A marvelous idea! But scratch my back before you run off to Scotland to raise an army." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:12 PM
"I claim executive privilege, which means NOBODY gets my scepter without one bitch of a nasty dogfight." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:07 PM
"Machiavelli once said something about ambition being so powerful a passion, no matter how high we reach we are never satisfied." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:00 PM
"Ever get tired of hanging out in the lobby, Mr. Hound?"/"With 200-million stashed in my bone vault, bro? You must be barking mad!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 10:55 PM
"Who do you think's going to win in South Carolina?" (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)
posted by LuLu @ 11:59 PM
"I believe it was also Machiavelli who said: 'Politics have no relation to morals.'" (Photo by Beth Javens)
posted by LuLu @ 11:15 PM
"Here's another sorry tale that will tickle your fancy like rock salt under your paw pads." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:29 AM
"They canceled the Golden Awards? Oh, fine! Bet they wouldn't cancel the Labrador Awards -- the Lab is still the most popular dog in America, followed by the Yorkie, and then there's US! What's that? The German Shepherd has moved into the three spot? My Dog! I might as well go out and get drunk with a Beagle!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:22 AM
"We Cavaliers are still number one in the UK, aren't we, Spence?"/"According to the polls, Lily, and you know they're infallible." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:12 AM
An Interview with a Canine Candidate: "Dogs are not descended from marmosets!" declares Sir Vinney Poodle, whose interview can be read below. (Photo by Stephanie C.)
posted by LuLu @ 12:31 AM
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LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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