"We need to import one of those invisible dogs to Wall Street, Mr. Hound."/"Right you are, old son. My crate-mate spends 500,000 bowsers on a weekend chew-toy binge." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I most certainly don't want any muzzles on my salary!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"A salary? I, the invisible illegitimate twin brother of Prince John -- I, a guy who's spent most of his life cohabiting with tree frogs, could earn a SALARY? Wait! What's this? A letter from Washington?" (Non-photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Whenever I want to have sex, Lily makes herself invisible. Wall Street's the perfect place for her! They've already screwed the entire country, so I doubt she'll have much to worry about." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Being invisible is the greatest game in town!" (Non-photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Yeah, like we sure as hell could've used you in Tampa!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)