"I'm sorry that I screwed up and went after every tail-twitching female in the park. I even chased after a few hot babes in the park down the street...and a few more in that new dog park across town. Oh, and there were the ones at the boarding kennel, and the sexy Scottish terrier I met at the veterinary clinic. Uhm, I almost forgot about the Pekingese at the pet store, and the beagle with her head out the window of a BMW at the mall." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)