"Oh, hi. Did I leave the pet door open again? A resolution? Yeah, like, to not get up on the furniture. They aren't too happy about that. And maybe I should stop trying to sniff Isolde, the female Presa Canario who lives next door. She's hot, but I sometimes think I've got, like, a death thing going for me. You want to stick around for a beer?" (Photo by Beth J.)


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