"While there has as yet been no comment from the self-described 'Mr. Nightlight' -- wife Prancer, seen foraging here in an undisclosed private thicket, has supposedly threatened to walk unless her demands for 100-million bags full of toys and custody of the couple's eight tiny reindeer are met before Xmas Eve. We go now to Claus Snufflefuss, who is on the scene." (Photo by PLX)


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