"Blast the Recession: How to Sell Nuclear Warheads for Fun and Profit," by Kim Sik Marmoset....A truly hilarious romp through the world's most notorious "Black Market," translated from an unknown language into pigeon English by an unknown editor. Anyone who craves reading signs posted in hotel elevators from Bangkok to Singapore will delight in this first effort by a previously unknown author. (Self-published...$250,000, shipping not included.) Jacket photo by Anonymous.