Meanwhile, Spencer signs off on Lincoln Park and on with a Hollywood agent. (Photo by J.M. Hilton) Story under "comments"~
posted by LuLu @ 5:52 PM
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Meanwhile, Spencer signs off on Lincoln Park and on with a Hollywood agent. (Photo by J.M. Hilton) Story under "comments"~
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
About Me
- Name: LuLu
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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This is Spencer? He's awesome.
Love your SNS, Alex~
The Eye On The Park:
It was another thoroughly "out there" afternoon in Lincoln Park. Inspector Snots Cluzo, the cur, was sharing a bowl of water with adorable cocker Belle -- sporting a great new haircut, we have to report -- when yet another weird "clue" in the Lily-the-spaniel abduction case turned up in Prince Regent Paco de Shepherd's office.
This time the prince received another cute toy dog -- a dog placed in the middle of a basket, surrounded by flowers. (See pix on front page.)
"There is something very strange going on here," deduced Inspector Cluzo, who's painfully cute but needs a lot of mental jump starts.
"We have discovered via an ID tag that the first stuffed dog's name is Millie," the inspector informed us. "Now, when you add up the numerical value of the letters in that name, according to their placement in the alphabet, you get fifty-eight."
Actually, we got sixty, and said so.
"If you add five and eight," went on the inspector, undeterred, "you get thirteen, traditionally an evil number. And if you want to go with sixty, you are close to six, six, six -- which anyone who's read The Da Vinci Code knows is the sign of the devil.
"These abductors, they are very clever," he concluded with a wink.
"What is the name of the second toy dog?" we asked breathlessly, mainly as the inspector had really bad bone breath.
"I don't know," he said, "but I'm working on it." Wink, wink, wink.
Lily, who vanished several days ago from the Betty Ford Annex for Smacked Out Spaniels, located in California, has not been seen since.
(And frankly, readers, I don't know about you, but the way things are going, I'm not holding out much hope.)
(Developing.....)
The Eye On The Park:
This just in!!!
According to psychiatrist Perdiguero Navarro, an expert when it comes to cracked-up canines, Spencer the spaniel no longer believes himself to be a mermaid.
He currently imagines himself to be 1950's silver screen siren Veronica Lake. (See picture on front page.)
"He also occasionally sees himself as Maureen O'Hara and Grace Kelly," said Dr Navarro. "I believe he's making real progress. If nothing else, he's moving up the food chain."
According to his shrink, Spencer has yet to be told about his crate mate Lily's abduction.
"At the present time that wouldn't be a good idea," said Dr. Navarro. "He's probably just ask for her lingerie."
(Cautiously developing...)
Spender is boooootiful.
Spencer is J-4-cool, but Veronika Lake wore glasses? Since when?
Typo attack! Typo attack!
That is "HE'D probably just ask for her lingerie."
And he would, too.....
I want to meet alex.
My boyfrend sent me a flowerspray like the one u show. What do u think it meens?
It means he's a foreign agent or an ET, Anon. What else could it mean?
Oh, I can tell I need to keep up more. The plot thickens.
Firbawl, we didn't miss you!
An unappealing picture.
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There are days when it doesn't pay to "bark" home, eh, Lulu?
(giggle)
Punkin, are you finally home for good?
Not yet, Fiver. Trying to follow the story gives me something to do. Otherwise things get rather boring.
Fiver, why don't you and Punkin get married?
HUH?
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