Previously on LDHD: "Think we can make some major bowsers off the Phido Phone Booth debacle, Mr. Hound?"/"I've already got it covered, old son. I've already got it covered." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"SUPPORT PHIDO PHONE BOOTHS! Put one in your yard today and hire a guard dog who's armed to the teeth to protect it! Phone 1-800-wardogsarewe, or find us online at Takenoprisoners.net." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"STOP PHIDO PHONE BOOTHS! Rent an entire pack of mad dogs (and at least one Englishman) for slightly above the minimum wage! Gasoline and matches extra. Phone 1-800-Rentadogfight, or find us online at Barkinganarchy.net." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Hello. This is Ken Catt for Clump Litter News. Canine tempers continue to flare in Lincoln Park these days over the Phido Phone Booth controversy. Amazing, isn't it, how such a little thing can turn into a huge snap-and-snarl? But then it's always been a dog-eat-dog world, which is why we felines have higher IQs and fishier breath." (Photo by Steph J.)

"Down with Phido Phone Booths! I want the world to listen in on my fascinating cell-phone conversations! Other dogs need to know how expensive my sister's spaying was, how my thorough loon of a father chews anything leather but eschews naugahyde, how my cheating bum of a cratemate likes the smell of a Lexus tailpipe and the backside of an imposing greyhound named Augusta!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Oh, yeah? Well, not every dog is interested in your vapid sister's reproductive issues, your father's leather fetish, or where your philandering cratemate sticks his nose. Use a Phido Phone Booth for your insipid barking, or expect me to be all over you like goose poop on a retriever's coat!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"What a dreadful mess! I wonder how it's likely to end." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Semper Fi...since 1969!" (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)