Safe home from captivity in North BimBim, Lily says she's given up whale meat and sex...and found Dog. (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
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LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Friday, September 22, 2006
Safe home from captivity in North BimBim, Lily says she's given up whale meat and sex...and found Dog. (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
About Me
- Name: LuLu
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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47 Comments:
Remember, "canine" spelled backwards is "eninac."
Lulu, you've got a potential mutiny on your paws. What's going on on the blog?
Hi, Punkin. Maybe you could come to our rescue.
Lily has given up whale meat and sex? Yogi and Hooey ought to try it.
Oh stop whining! AIH, I hunger for sex and whale meat. U ought to try it. Might make for a HUGE improvement.
U having sex with wales, bare?
Guess he got swallowed by one.
LMAO! Bare and Hooey r buttafuco brothers!
Whatever that means. Is whale meat sometimes called whale blubber?
Isn't meat a nice way of saying blubber? Where do you think Fiver is? He and Deuce must be away again. It must be nice!
You've had this picture of Lily posted before. Don't you have any new ones?
You're sure hooked on Lily, aren't you, Karen? Do u have a dog of your own? Is it ugly and smells? Maybe you need a dog, Karen.
Get over yourself, baby!
Y?
HelloHello. We are back from Minnesota. It was cold and windy but we had fun any how. Deuce has never seen snow and we are looking forward to winter.
Fiver, you sure travel alot. It must be fun.
We don't travel far from home and we live in the upper midwest which is a fanTAStic part of the country. There's a lot to do here and it's a good place to be a dog.
We like Minnesota so much that we might transfer there!
You lead an exciting life, Fiver. I'm glad I have Lincoln Park.
You mean the blog?
No. I mean the place. I live in Lincoln Park.
U sure u don't live in All Pink Porn or where it is that Morey be at, Cathy?
is 'the Eye' coming back soon?
Yup. As soon as we get everybody home and accounted for, we'll kick off our new fall season~
When is Shamus coming back?
Shamus is the possum, right? I kind of like the ferret and Lulu herself. Deuce looks like one of the corgis you show. Is her name Charlotte? Deuce is prettier but they're close. Good day for a ride up here.
Shamus is MY possum. My favorite character. Like everybody doesn't know. I hope he will be back soon 'causwe I miss him. Do you and Deuce ride everyday, Fiver? What do you do in the winter?
Deuce and Fiver probably have little puppy snowshoes.
Since we live in Michigan, there is always ice biking.
They put u on ICE?
Not YOUR ice, Wid. HA!
HAHA! Nobody but us is from Michigan here. Ice biking is not what you think.
Hi, Fiver! You're on early. Are u going ice biking?
No, Cathy. We'll have to wait until winter. We live in Michigan not the North Pole.
Well, what is ice biking?
It's biking in the snow with studs on your tires, right, Fiver?
Right.
U into snow biking, hoo?
Hooey's ON snow. Where were you two when they passed out brains?
We were the ones passing them out, la johno.
YNYAK!
There are ice biking sites you can go to. We have rallies and competitions. If you are serious about it, look it up.
U are a real outdoors couple, Fiver. I envy you.
You dogs do seem to get around. Do ice bikes, or whatever they are called, have sidecars?
Custom jobs do.
siders? For real?
Siders? U mean like rockette cars? LOL.
You are so lame.
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