LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
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LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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I'd know that dog anywhere.
Uhm, yes. The picture just seems to bark "hello."
Problems. Deuce isn't potty trained.
How old is Deuce, Fiver?
She's pretty young -- and plenty cute.
Did you rob the cradle? (?)
Cradle? More to the point, is she weaned yet, Fiver?
More to the point -- like do we care?
Sure we do. Otherwise we wouldn't be blogging.
Do you know that dog spelled backwards doesn't spell blog?
Yes.
Where is LILY!
Deuce is weaned but she is only a puppy. We were awake all night because she cried and cried. She took my toys and pees on the bed.
I hope she grows up soon.
I don't know where Lily is.
Lily is missing again? LOL.
She is supposed to be in Korea, isn't she?
Lily Hilton is still in North BimBim. Ms. Schnauzer, assisted by the United Nations and a couple of guys from Yale with nothing better to do over the summer, is attempting to secure her release.
Constant demands from the government of North BimBim for more and more whale meat have thus far met heated resistance from several very powerful international animal rights groups.
The whales are also pretty pissed.
More updates when we have them.
Whale meat sounds good. I like sooshi.
But you can't spell sushi.
HA HA! Now the drug pushers have joined in. LOL.
Not now they haven't, although the fact we keep the blog open is a constant temptation. Happily we have a DELETE key, J.
GFY, KKB. You're a knowitall.
Is that anything like a "no wit at all"? But that's mean!
Shore leave toasts to you and Deuce, Fiver. I'm mighty happy for you.
We were up all night with Deuce. She was coming from both ends. It wasn't much fun.
Time for some Imodium.
Some brides they run. This bride has the runs.
We gave her some Pepto and she's better, but the carpet has to be cleaned and some cushions thrown out. She might go to the vet.
Must be a great honeymoon.
Poor Fiver!
Reminds me of my "honey" moon.
Where's Fiver? You wanna bet Deuce is sick again?
She is better but we have been very busy, Cathy.
Poor little Deuce. Try some Pepcid. It's possible her diet isn't agreeing with her, so you might want to get a prescription diet from the vet. And maybe she's just allergic to Fiver?
Happy Birthday, Lulu!!!
Have a wonderful birthday, Lulu.
H A P P Y
B I R T H D A Y
H A P P Y
B I R T H D A Y
dAWG!
HAPPY TWOSIES!
yo.
Duz this mean she's a legal beagle?
Happy Birthday to our best friend, Lulu. You're our little sweetie.
Happy Birthday to our best friend, Lulu. You're our little sweetie.
Oops, we didn't mean to say it twice!
Thank you so much, everybody, for wishing me a Happy Birthday. I had a GREAT DAY which included four walks and a visit to see Spencer and Lily, my Aunt Lynda and my Uncle Mike. I also played in the backyard with my friends this afternoon, and went for a walk with another aunt and uncle, Leo and Lynda (acceptable cat lovers), tonight. Now that I'm two I guess I'll have to wear a big girl collar, although I'm not sure what that is.
I hope all of you get a chance to have a birthday as nice as mine. The only thing missing was a ride in a 2006 Mercedes Benz SLR...but I'm working on it. Maybe next year when I'm three~
Feloney sends her= cove.
Happy Birthday, Lulu.
Happy Birthday, Lulu, and please don't keep Lily locked away in Asia for too long.
Now that you are two, have a happy Labor Day!
We want to go out of town but Deuce gets carsick.
Happy Birthday, Lulu. Good luck, Fiver.
May everyone have a nice Labor Day weekend.
I'm gone already.
Rain, rain, rain and my dogs cant stop scratching. Fiver, did you and deuce get out of town?
You've got rain? Lucky U!
Molly, we feel very sorry for your dogs. We can't stop scratching either . Doew anyone have any suggestions besides waiting for the first hard frost?
we are frantic and don't know what to do!
Cortisone shots work for me.
Is anyone home tonight?
I'm home.
That's certainly reassuring.
Where is everybody?
A way.
I'm here, dear.
I'm here but only for a min. I'm naming my next dog Agassi.
Agassi's cool.
Fir, U on drugs?
Ah, that's the Firbawl we know and love~
I don't love firbawl. Firbawl is a mean spirited rat with a bad vocabulary.
Deucie can ride! Well, she is learning. She can be fun. She smokes on the track!
Hopefully your Girl Friday no longer has the trots?
What a picture!
Did you say she smokes, Fiver? What a woman!
She smokes and she drinks and she pees in the sink.....
She into nudity?
LMSS! My brother is in the navy and he has to see it! You guys are a riot.
Deuce is alright but she's only a pup. She has a hat too but it is different from Lily's. LOL.
Lily looks tired.
Lily looks mad.
Lily looks ill. Please tell me she's not sick.
So what kind of hat does Deuce wear while she's gushing out the rocket?
Welcome home, Rockie!
Lily is fine. She just hates sailor hats. We only made her wear it for 1 min.
We will stay down here where it's safe.
You can run but you can't hide, Hooey.
I was in the park today but did not see any of you. I won another blue ribbon last Saturday. It's so rewarding to be perfect!
Got a picture of yourself, Miss Perfect?
U spayed, Missy?
Missheaven, if you have no interest in us, why do you keep posting? You might be winning blue ribbons but you're not taking home any top honors for maturity.
I'm catching up with Pride and Poop. LOL. Missheaven, don't I know you? Your mother drives a red car and you're in the park on weekends?
Turn your charm on Yogibare and Hooey, Missheaven.
Considering the low tone set by the dogs who post on this blog, I have no desire to be charming to either. I'm equally loath to share a picture of myself with your members.
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