LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
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LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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You've already done "Lady Catterly's Lover," right?
Oh, my my. Pride&Prejudice is my favorite book of all times, but I must admit that your story is funny so far. I can't wait to meet Mr. Darcy.
You're picture of a typical English stable is a gasper. The Scotch in me giggled.
What is a "gasper"? And is that the Scotch or the vodka, Molly?
A CHUCKLE! I was born in northern Maine! We talk funny.
Northern Maine? Ain't that called New Brunswick?
We call it Quebec!
Didn't Jane Airedale also write Scent&Scentsibility?
My these are such wonderful Victorian novels, but when Rockie returns I wonder if he'll be expecting something like 'King Rockie and the Knights of the Pound's Table'? or whatever it was called. But that is still a couple mos. away.
There may yet be a coup at the palace.
Now I'm meeting females!
Right. You're a member of the Wild Litter.
With a leather sweater and a cap!
A black leather jacket with a beagle on the back?
NICE touch.
Get ya some shades or a pair of doggles to go with that for even more of a touch. Gotta be a sure way for you to meet the girls.
Fiver,
Where do you sit on your bike? Maybe you need a Vespa like in the story.
What story?
Roman Holiday.
Is Christmas pne?
Something tells me Fiver is aiming for Hell's Puppy Angels.
want to say hi
You are no longer Ken? LOL.
You've changed your style, Fiver, and Hell's Puppy Angel, or whatever it is, sounds respectable enough. Interested in a boat ride?
Trolling, Punkin?
Very pretty design! Keep up the good work. Thanks.
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Actually, I would rather play poker.
With seven card stud as your game of choice?
More likely Red Dog Poker!
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Ooops! We are sorry, Paco's Pal. Anyway, it's nice that you met Sydney
We did indeed.
Did yo win her in a poker game?
You write jokes for SNL, s'marm?
No. My jokes r better, AH.
In your dreams, s'marm.
Hooey!
You two got a history, or what?
Go eat your foot BARE.
I've got a jar of blueberry toe jam handy~
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What about marmalade?
Orange toe jam? Lovely!
Those beagles in the story are gettin' wild. Lydia is MVF!
Slut!
Hey! Let's not nobody be calling me names!
You seem to have quite a few of them.
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