Rockie. The Return of the King. "O young Lochinvar is come out of the west, Through all the wide Border his steed was the best..." (From LOCHINVAR by Sir Walter Scott) Photo by J.M. Hilton
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LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Rockie. The Return of the King. "O young Lochinvar is come out of the west, Through all the wide Border his steed was the best..." (From LOCHINVAR by Sir Walter Scott) Photo by J.M. Hilton
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
About Me
- Name: LuLu
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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155 Comments:
Don't ask.
You got it fixed?
Correction for LOCHINVAR: It's actually: "Young Lochinvar is comeo out of the west, Through all the wide Border his steed was the best."
We're afraid if we correct it on the main page, we'll never get the picture up again. In other words, it's not fixed...but the tape is holding.....for now. Sorry about the lost postings.
Ol Rockie looks pissed!
He ain't the only one.
You all set again?
Rockie would appear to be a handsome, robust animal. Who is his mate?
Rockie's got a list, Missie. Isn't Lulu his lipgloss?
Are you kidding? Lulu screwed around on Rockie with at least two or three dogs over the summer.
OMG Rockie is beautiful! He may be the most handsome lab I've ever seen. Lulu must be carzy.
Camelot, anyone?
I guess not.
Don't u mean carlot?
Camelot was King Arthur's court. And also the name of a series of sleazy motels throughout the South and West.
Wasn't the Princess Diary granny in that one?
Julie Andrews! She had a beautiful voice.
Isn't she like eighty?
That old? She looks better then Anne Hathaway!
It's nice that she hasn't gone to the dogs.
Wait a minute! We demand equal time!
Where's Fiver?
He's probaly out doing offroad work with Deuce. Biking Corgis? LOL!
Excuse me, but Lily's cap bears insignia similar to that of the Greek navy.
When did Lulu get back from Rumania?
I thought LuLU was in the Czech Republic!
I thought I read Lulu was in Poland.
Moravia!
Penn State!
I am once again back home in Lincoln Park. Just for the record, I was in the Czech Republic this summer, working on a book and a few other things, including a terrier named Arnost. Rockie and I are going through a rocky patch right now. He wants a harem and so do I. I guess we'll just have to wait to see what autumn brings....
where is the Czech republic?
Near Slovakia.
Big help!
The country used to be known as Czechoslovakia, but the world is falling apart.
You a pundit now, KKB?
She noz everything.
Maybe she DUZ know everything.
Like right. LMAO.
What's a pundit?
Varoooooom --
Welcome back, Fiver.
Hi..we have had a great weekend so far. Deuce is all better and likes to ride.
Chariot sidecars o' fire?
We're MOTOR bikers. Dirt squeezers! Rocket launchers!
Is Moxie riding a bike in that thar picture?
That's the Mox~
I thought it was Fiver.
That's nice, Lulu.
We all said prayers in church yesterday. It's so sad.
It bothers me. I knew a person who died there.
My sympathies, Cathy. That stinks.
Fiver gone again?
He is always out biking. He is always out. I want to C his new hardbody. LOL.
New HARDBODY? Oink! Oink!
How hard is your body, KKB?
Mine is hard.
That's "hardbody," Ken....not "hard head."
We're here now nobody else is. It's raining throughout Michigan and we can't go anywhere.
I was waiting for u, Fiver. I don't always want to be the fist on line. Where were u yesterday?
We had to see the vet and Deuce got fitted for new duddsies.
"Duddsies"? That includes a helmet, we hope.
She wears a cap, a harness, and a sweater. Today she needs a raincoat.
How could a dog wear a helmet, KKB?
Is there a book out about the pets of 9/11?
There ought to be. In fact, that's a good idea, Molly. By the way, is there some reason why Deuce can't ride naked?
You ride naked, anon?
A naked biker? Is anon male or female? What kind of dog?
I am a sleek young bitch with a tummy to die for. You seem really excited about it, Javens. Want to mud wrestle after a hot squirrel chase?
ME! ME! ME!
I look forward to reading more about Missheaven, especially if there's an opportunity to hear from her next of kin, Misshell.
Where are you from, Missy? Each or either?
Hi, Punkin! U haven't posted forever. Fiver is gone again, but welcome back.
We're here. Hi, Punkin.
Fiver never stays put. He's got a secret life.
So does PUnkiin.
Don't you, cathy? I'm a corgi on the blog but I do other things. I am a different person.
You're not really a Corgi, Fiver?
What a suprise!
What iz he -- a bull terrier?
He could be a camel or a zebra.
Or a jackass.
We stray from the . if there was one.
The Sade is back. She's my idea of a hot female.
It's none of your business where I'm from, Punkin. You sound like a tool and I have no interest in knowing you.
Watch out, Punkin. That is not a nice dog!
She sounds nasty, Punkin. Snotty and thinking she's better then everybody else.
She sounds evil.
She is pulling your chains.
It figures, Hooey.
You're kind of snooty yourself, KKB.
You are strange, fir.
We are jazazaded and set for the weekend. We are going to a festival in Wisconsin and we will be back on Sunday. Bikers rule!
You two are going away again! You must have money.
We do all right. We have nice bikes!
Must be nice. Have fun, Fiver.
When is Shamus coming home, or are u going to leave him dead?
Where iz old Shammy?
He's in Peru, isn't he? But maybe it's Portugal or Port au Prince by now. Cathy, you are starting to remind me of that woman who is fixated on Lily.
You're not very nice, KKB. I just like Shamus. He's my favorite character like Lily is her's.
Shamus is a cartoon. Lily's real.
Lily's for real?
I like the Mutt best.
Nobody else home? Want to say that I know Shamus is a cartoon, but they are all characters in a story. Lily, too. So what's the big deal? Why are peoeple so argumenative?
I get it, Cathy, and did not mean to insult you.
Thanks, KKB.
Oh, how about a groop hug?
Now comes the sarcasm.
KKB, this blog's sposed to be funny and not serious. It's not about feelings.
And when did you decide to make up rules for the blog, Yogi? Yours is a pretty insufferable attitude, or don't you care?
Feloney and carlot says hi.
Ken enters? Must be Saturday night.
Evidently KKB and Yogi are in love.
LOL. What gives?
I'm afraid I started something.
This could be the start of something big?
I hope not!
I'm in love with KKB? Shucks, man, I don't even know her breed.
Neat rebuttal.
You a lawyer, Javens?
We got back this morning. We had a flat tire and got stuck in the mud. We had to be rescued. Deuce and I got to roll in it girst. We had fun.
Javens is a lawyer? Welcome back, Fiver. Too bad about your weekend.
Not a lawyer. An ex-con.
No!
Javens is putting us on.
ILMAO. Putting U on is easy to do.
Moxie doesn't look too happy to meet his mommy. Neither does she. His pappy a jailbird?
His pappy's a duke.
So what's that make him, a screw?
Those two dogs look alike. Bitchin gets you somewheres.......
Deuce and I may be the only dogs on this blog having a good time.
You're right, Fiver. Everybody is POED about something.
It's them ass scratchin' college boys causin' trouble. Cathy, what's a POED? Is it like Edgar?
The picture of Lily with Moxie is very sweet. Thank you.
PISSED OFF!
Time out! Can't we all just get along?
It would appear not.
Another nation heard from.
What is that crack supposed to imply, Hooey?
Nothing, majesty.
Nuttinhoney?
The tribe has spoken?
I hope not. I am afraid to post anything.
Cathy, don't get upset. Deuce and I are here for you. This is a blog. Don't take it too seriously.
Thank you, Fiver. I guess you are right.
If they know they can get a rise out of you, Cathy, they will keep it up. It's like dogs sensing fear. Ignore them, honey.
Yeah, Cathy. The bad asses r coming.
Oh, grow up!
How trite! Lame comeback, KKB. And what duz KKB stand for anyhow? Like you can't think up a screen name?
TISF&ILOL
Isurr&ru1.
Is that a bat on Sade's chest?
Cathy, we're home now. Do you feel like posting?
Poor Cathy gave up. Poor little doggie. Can't stand the heat? LOL.
Don't get too cocky, Yogi. I'm still blogging.
I'm a bundle of nerves, KKB.
Piss tools at dawn?
What's a piss tool? I thank I got one.
I'd rather discuss the bat on the Sade's chest.
It is lady bat guano?
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