Moxie the cavapoo has surgery in Singapore? Oh, not Moxie!!!(Photo by J.M. Hilton)
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LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Moxie the cavapoo has surgery in Singapore? Oh, not Moxie!!!(Photo by J.M. Hilton)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
About Me
- Name: LuLu
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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121 Comments:
He is a hot dog!
Oh let's not start up with the CUTE crap. ALL of the dogs are adorable. How do you THINK they got on this blog in the first place?
Y r u on the blog?
Cause I can spell?
Hi, Sandy, it's been a while since you were last on the blog. So now you're into the Enigma code, or what? Reading blog abbreviations is a little like trying to figure out the messages on personal license plates. And life is way too short.
Nice to see you back, though~
Y r u is code? But I understand. I like the license plates, like 5ER Ryd. (HeeHee)
So cute, Fiver! What do U ride?
I ride in a rocket.
No! You're pulling our tails, Fiver.
He's talking about a side car, KK. So dogs are allowed in them now?
Sure, sure, and Fido drives a cab.
Too bad! You dogs must have embarrassed Fiver.
He's not that sensitive.
How would you know?
Yes I am!
I am Crash Corgi the rocket man. I don't piss on myself but I know when to tell others to piss off.
Cool, Fiver. Is your rocket an actual capsule?
Rocket man? Whaaaaa?
Don't overthink, la johnny cat.
Don't be such a fart, Yogi.
Yeah,bare. Watch it for real!
Could we talk about dogs?
Felonys pup is Felonius.
Great photo of Lily in North BinBim. That is funny. I miss her and Dacia and the rest.
I miss Shamus.
I miss the bad ass what took the money.
Lily the spaniel leads a very interesting life. Who is she based on?
Lily is based on a livingperson?
Could it be Jane Fonda? I don't remember her going into rehab, but she went to Viet Nam and married Ted Turner.
Carmen Electra!
Lily is Princess Diana! She is very beautiful, even if she has a bunch of emotional problems, but she cares about other people. Rich men love her and she is above it all.
It's Diana.
Heidi Fleiss.
You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Lily is a sweet dog who is nothing at all like Heidi Fleiss.
How do u know?
First of all, Lily is, as Karen states, a sweet dog. And her blog character isn't based on anybody in particular. She is pretty much the generic breathtaking bitch next door, who becomes an international supermodel, is courted by princes and billionaires between emotional breakdowns, and of course she gets kidnapped by a ruthless dictator who is obsessed with her.
Ho-hum. Oh, and there's the part-royal illegitimate son, of course. Really, everybody has a cousin who once dated somebody just like her.
If Sydney decides to dump Prince Paco, WE will be most upset.
Who is we? Nobody gets upset when I get dumped.
When were you dumped, Fiver? You never go out on dates.
Molly is right, fiver. You have to have a girl friend in order to get dumped.
I'm genuine babe meat now that I sidekick bike. I know a Corgi like the one on this blog who thinks I'm stuff.
Has she broken up with you yet?
Leave Fiver in peace(s)
Diana sounds most like it.
Let it go, 3dogged.
You are all mad cause I'm all that.
Oh, pffaath!
You've got real 'tude since winning that award, Fiver.
JMO, but Fiver is pulling our tails.
You finally catching on, r u?
pose for the camera, fiver.
Firbawl, get a life!
You heard the word, Fir. Go hiss off.
You are becoming an Alpha dog, Fiver.
That could mean you've got distemper.
Distember?
Remember, dis isn't September yet.
Alpha dog? I am the Gemini Rocket Pup.
Be whatever you want to be, Fiver.
Yeah, Fiver, join the army!
Cold, Hooey. Cold.
Looks like Fiver will become the NEW KEN.
Nope.
Fiver can do better!!!!!!!!!!
We r going out of town again and dirt will fly. KMT!
Have fun, Fiver, or rocket man. LOL.
From what?
From summer break, although it frankly wasn't.
I am concerned about what is going on with Lily. How long is she going to be held a prisoner this time, and who is this new character you have introduced?
I understand the blog is a satire of many things, but please don't turn Lily into a victim.
R u 4 real?
Don't worry, Karen. Lily usually lands on her feet -- or paws. Of course, we don't know how much whale meat she's managed to put away of late, do we now?
I went out with someone who looks like the Duke(~)
Hairy relationshjp?
You know it was.
Hersuit and Himsuit. When u went out, did he leave hair on your clothes?
You passed them SATs, huh?
Guess you didn't, hooey?
Can we stop being so facishous?
U use big words with grase, Cathy.
Burd would say that sucks!
Burd would figure Cathy's a blonde.
Is she?
I thought we were all supposed to be dogs?
I'll play
Me too, unless your a police dog, Cathy.
Cathy is Dr. Daisy?
it must be my turn to get roasted.
Oh boo hoo. LOL.
I guess I haven't missed much.
LMAO! No fair kicking Pluto off the charts!
It's pimpin Mickey Mouse!
That looks more like Goofy.
Congratulations, Sandy! Somebody finally noticed. Our Pluto is Goofy....but then so are we. You've just won Bill Gates' entire fortune, Sandy. Send us your bank account number so we'll know where to deposit the big bucks~
Can't wait to see what you'll do with Uranus.
Those digitals are so bad, how can you tell the difference? Gorsh!
Up, Uranus! Up, Uranus!
Teeheehee. Now I'm for sure in love with Blue. Duz that make me GOOFY?
Did you win any awards this time, Fiver?
What happened to my message?
U preaching?
People around here seem to be geeking on bad ozone. Hope you won, Fives.
I got married!
The deuce you say!
Is this a joke?
Not a joke. Deuce is my new mate.
Congrats, Fiver, u old dog.
Honkin', badass.
Right! What he said.
You know how to tease at a party, Fiver. So next time you marry Treys?
Next time he marries ME!
Fiver, you said you loved Blue. Were you kidding thren?
Many people seem to feel these characters are real and I wonder about the psycologial impact. Do you ever wonder? You know they are not real, don't you?
Always an understanding word from you, Iddy.
Are we going to start up with this crap again?
I hope not.
Happy birthday, Lulu. That is a darling picture of you, and I remember when you were that age.
Lulu is very cute. She has class.
Thank you~
How's the weather in Poland, Lulu?
Lousy. It's raining in Warsaw, but tomorrow it's to be nice and sunny~
Truly strange.
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