LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
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LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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Blue Girl is angel food cake with chocolate icing! No fooling now, is she really Lulu's little sister?
The dogs will be back in the park as the weather gets better. A lot of people are walking their pets later or earlier than usual.
But don't despair, Syd. You're still meeting up with Prince Paco, right?
Hmmmmmm.....Two lonely shepherds...a handsome male and a beautiful female. Doesn't sound too shabby to us~
Shouldn't that be Green Girl?
We like to go for the enigmatic, Iddy.
Slurp! Tank u for Blue, the new centerfold.
That chipmunk is the worst looking thing I've ever seen.
Oh not the worst.
Worse than Tommy Lee with his sleeves rolled up? Hey! At least the dog's a winner!
I like the chipmonk but I like the dog better. Awwwwgie,.
Another baby Lulu? I can't wait to meet this one when I get back. Lulu is my love but Blue is sure cute.
I still say it ought to be Green Girl!
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This would be the culture of the color blind?
LOL.
They don't look like each other, unless it's the smiles. They got the same grin.
The two of them have beautiful eyes. Almond eyes.
Good for you, Syd. You've definitely got what it takes to join the top dog circle of masticators and couch-leg gnawers.
By the way, hear anything more from Prince Paco?
Are you trying to start something?
It will be interesting to watch Blue Girl mature. Lulu has changed so much. Compare her puppy picture to her adult ones. I love there eyes. Those beagles have the most beautiful eyes!
The eyes have it!
OOOOh! Can we gush a little more? They're cute pups. Now slap a lid on it!
Oh, shut up, Burd.
Yeah, burd turd. You aer always mad about something.
Cuet pups.
Where have you been hiding, Ken? Long time no here. HA!
How's it going with the biking, Fiver?
I want to join Punkin on the hi seas.
Why not join him on the High Cees?
bird turd never answered?
I'm taking bets that birdflu is Ken.
Fine. I'll bet.
Have you no pity? Poor Jane Austin. LOL.
No high marks for Jane Austen here.
She is everywhere you look today. Bigger than the Beatles. It's time she went to the dogs.
Chic lit in general and I won't sign my name.
Jane Austen was not a writer of chicklit, altho I can't make a strong argument for this.
Good. This is a dog blog after all, not an English calss.
Who is Jane Austin?
Well, quite obvioulsy she's Sue Antone's sister.
This blog is getting mighty peculiar!
You shuld see Felony.
I would like to see Felony, Kenny.
We ALL would like to see Felony.
and Carlot!
Are you telling me Ken AIN'T REAL?
Don't you ever get tired of Kenny?
I'm tired of him. Moxie and Charlotte are cute dogs. Why not concentrate on them?
I'm real happy to see a cute corgi up there!
Got the hots for her, Fiver?
Do you have to say hot? It is so hot today that the tar is sticking to my dogs' paws. You won't find us in the park.
It's plezzant and cool where I am.
Where are you, widdy?
Alaska.
No! U are like 45 degrees? Send us some cold air!
it's not too bad here today.
Well it's still awful in the middle west.Hotter then Hell. Isn't that where Fiver lives? Hell, MI?
I do not live in Hell, but I go there sometimes.
We all go there sometimes, Fiver, and so do most of our friends.
It has been feeling like hell here for the past week!
It's the BEAGLE BLOG!!!! What happened to the rest of them?
Aren't you about to become Princess Paco, Syd?
Wouldn't she be Princess Syd?
Wasn't Fergie Princess Andrew? I guess that means Sydney would be Princess Paco, but what about Princess Diana? She was not Princess Charles.
Diana was the Princess of Wales, and it was my impression that Syd and Paco were DATING.
Lol. We are too silly.
That's the truth.
Your mysterious Sade is pretty cute. Does she live in the complex? She looks all frisky and full of fun. See you soon^
The mysterious (and very cute) Sade lives elsewhere.........
Too Bad.
Oh, Fiver, aren't you neutered yet?
EWWE!Awful! She doesn't mean it, Fiver.
She means it, Fiver.
The state of my reproductive organs is my business, Molly,and I won't stoop (HA HA!) to ask about yours.
Grrr. LOL.
Well said, Cathy.
I am in a competition today!
What kind of competition, Fiver?
(And remember to keep it clean.)
My guess is that he met a dog on line.
I was in a biker pal competition and I came in fifth!
Who came in first?
This competition wuz WHAT?
Congratulations, Fiver. You're weird, but we like weird.
"Defloweration" is it? LOL
I'm not weird and it was fun. A big dog won, and there was a cat in the contest and nobody got deflorated.
Defloweration?
Oh, come on, Cathy.
Fiver lends the impression it has to do with floride?
Don't you mean FLUORIDATE, KKB?
Alright I looked up deflower. LMAO!
Had your petals stroked lately, Cathy?
Had yours stroked, bare?
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Censorship! Censorship!
How many underclassmen are on this blog tonight?
Evidently there are no florists in this group.
Onluy the deflowered!
You got a way with words, Cathy.
Let us NOT start this again.
flowers suck!
Get your own line, Flu.
Looks like I really started something.
Don't blame it on your soft petals, Cathy.
Blame it on your soft pedals instead. ROTFFTHOF.
Want to explain that one, Javens?
No. Try to guess.
F,IDTS
What happened to Lily?
Now you know~
She's still being held in North BimBim? When is she coming home?
When the UN gets her out. HAHAHAHA!
Firbawl, you need to get a vocabulary.
He'll suck on it!
Your dogs are cute but I'm magnificent. Afraid Moxie is too small for me but Morey would be the right size. Be seeing you^~
I happen to be a very rare blue Afghan hound. There aren't many of us in this country at the present time. I am the cream of the crop.
Boy! No problems with self-esteem here, I guess.
Is your name really "heaven"?
Missevan shuld meet Feloney.
Thank you, no.
By blue heaven!
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Now Feolony is blue.
Really? We all thought Felony was bright red with horizontal orange stripes.
That's Carlot!
Speaking of 'blue'. There sure were some fireworks going on tonight at the park between this huuge white fluggy big-as-a-bear dog named Mia and my brand new housemate, Blue. She went bonkers. Good thing Blue reciprocated because Sony my 9-year housemate is for me alone. Blue said something about wanting to see Sidney again too.
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