LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
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TWO OF THEM!!!!!THEY'RE LOL. AND TA.
lily is back...and baaaack...and back....lol.
Are they really twins, sisters or mother and daugter?
Anonymous.....YES.
well, WHAT?
We have a cavalier bischon mix. He's supposed to be a cvachon, but we call him a cabbie.
HAHAHA.LOL.
They're not twims--just neighbors.
which twim has twoni?
LuLu, these are the cutest little dogs. If I crossed them with my pug, would I have a capu.
Lulu, tell anonymous to slam it with the lid down. Lily's friend is Mollie? I feel all honoured!
CAVALIER COCKTAIL
1 oz gold tequila
half oz Galliano herbal liqueur
2 oz mandarin juice
1 oz whipping cream
shake and strain into a cocktail glass
For a genuine Cavalier Cocktail you need a cavalier. Anybody out there into reenactments? With dogs?
Reenactments? Are you somebody who
lives with sheep?
Lives with sheep or dates them?
There is also a Lulu cocktail.
I dont believe ewe.
How to make a Lulu cocktail,
you take half an ounce of vodka and combine with the same amount of triple sec, white rum, amaretto almond liqueur, peach schnapps, an ounce of sweet and sour mix and a dash of pineapple juice. Combine in a shaker with ice and shake. Strain into a champagne glass and add a dash of grenadine. You have a Lulu!!!
you have a lulu of a hangover. lol.
afr berf
These two girls are delectable. They should be on the cover of Bark.
Lu,
what is the correct way to hold a leash?
Anon,
In answer to your question, a lot depends on the type of leash you're holding. And then there's the matter of the dog at the other end. I like it when my guardian drops the leash (along with her guard) and I can run circles around her~
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I am a dogtrainer, and the way to hold a leash is to hold the "loop" of the leash in your right hand and use your left hand as the "guide" hand. This will bring you to the "start" position.
Thanks for the info, Jackson. I lead my guardian a merry chase when I'm on the leash. Now that I think about it, maybe that's the reason she won't buy me an AWESOME retractable one. Hmmm. What do you think of retractable leashes, by the way?
This blog saved my marriage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It broke mine up! I'm in love with the dogs.
You have for certs gone to the dogs, Anon. LOL. Have a Salty Dog, a Stray Dog Blue, or just some Hair of the Dog.
What's a Stray Dog Blue?
Why don't you look it up!
Paco is a German shephard? he's
incredible looking.
Retractable leads are no good. At least not for control purposes. It gives the dog freedom but the walker is unable to "guide" the dog.
Caveat!!!!
Some of the postings on this web site are unendorsed advertisements. At the present time, the only advertisements endorsed by LDHD are the ones which are powered by Google.
Otherwise, arf-arf, and let the buyer beware.
My father wants to be buried with his dog. Isnt it sackreligious?
Dear Ananymous,
No, I don't think its sacreligious for your dad to want to be buried with his dog but how does the dog feel about it?
The dog is dead already.
How about dad? He still sucking air?
There is a cocktail named the Tombstone and another we call the Mummy.
are you a bartender or just an alcoholic with a dog?
Dear sir or madame, I am a mixologist what owns a dog.
Does the dog drink to?
What?
i (hic) like the receipes
This is a blog about DOGS, ken. Not a blog about booze hounds.
Get hit with a 4wheeler,Ken. You r such a gag.
This is terrible. I feel totally shaken.
Maesh,
But not at all stirred?
is there a drink named the lily, maesh?
There is. It's a combination of lite rum, triple sec, gin, and anisette. I do not recommend giving it to your dog, but if you like a nice socky drink, the Lily is for you, honey.
I want to know if there is a drink called the "Spencer"?
Yes. It contains apricot brandy, gin, and bitters.
OK, Maesh, I'll bite...er...lap.
Is there a drink called the Affenpinscher?
i'll drink to that
Yes. There is an affenpinscher cocktail. Once, I had the drink at a bar in Germany. It's made with ginger and rum. There's a doberman cocktail, too. Prosit!
Maesh,
Sounds fascinating, but I'm only allowed to lap water...and occasionally a little bit of apple juice and smooshed cottage cheese.
I believe my guardian likes to hit the sauce every so often, though, at least she's forever saying something about my driving her to drink. I can't imagine what she's complaining about. I mean, hydration's good -- right?
lulu,
that sounds like my diet.
Ken,
Do you actually have a dog -- or do you just enjoy posting messages on my blog?
i've got a bithc.
Thy rogue...half a wit haf thee.
Not to mention a really bad lisp.
WELL I THOT I'D TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR BLOG AND THE DOGS ARE COMPLETELY LUSCIOUS. BUT WHAT IS DOG ETITQUETTE? IS IT LIKE DOG TRAINING? I DON'T FIND ANYTHING LIKE THAT SO WAS CURIOUS. AND SO YOU'LL KNOW, IN MY PAST LIFE I WAS CLEOPATRA.
Dyalin,
The truth is, we're less of an etiquette blog and more of a fun blog -- but we can tell you the proper way to hold a Pooper Scooper, if you're interested.
Anyway, CLEOPATRA? Aw, c'mon -- you can do better than that. For your information, the soul of Cleopatra currently resides within a cat named Silky who lives in
Newark, New Jersey~
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