Scotch Gracie wonders what the gang is up to this month, as our mystery -- The Maltese Chew Toy, concludes, and The Hound of the Poconos begins~
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LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Saturday, September 03, 2005
Scotch Gracie wonders what the gang is up to this month, as our mystery -- The Maltese Chew Toy, concludes, and The Hound of the Poconos begins~
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
About Me
- Name: LuLu
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
Previous Posts
- LuLu welcomes you to her blog~
- Cairo, the dignified pug from The Maltese Chew Toy~
- Our current mystery is The Maltese Chew Toy, based...
- Should dogs be allowed to go to work with their gu...
- Coming soon...Lady Amanda's Secret (a short myster...
- After a night of terror, LuLu greets her friend Wi...
- Lily clings to her satchel. Wendy hopes to sue her...
- LuLu needs a rest after rescuing Winston.
- An impassive George and Wendy's leather boots...bu...
- An unhappy LuLu after an attempt on her life
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36 Comments:
R her eyes really blu?
Are you putting out a book soon? I like all the puppy pictures.
Why, thanks, Kittimar, and we assume you're not being catty. A book is likely but not for a while yet.We need to mangle a few more classic mysteries first~
My name is Kitty!
Meeee-owwwww.
HEHEHE
Ooooh!!!! I love Sam Spencer.
WHOSE THE DOG WITH THE HAT!!!!!
UR BEST PICTURE YET!!!!!
I just adora fedora
Sounds like a good name for a character in one of our mysteries: Adora Fedora. Got to be something like a Vizsla, naturally~
I was going to suggest a good mystery for the next story, but I can't think of a female detective with enough beauty, brains and class for me to portray. Maybe Nora Charles but that puts you-know - who in the lead role. Lulu could be Asta, though. "The Thin Whippet" ??? I have to go now, I need some candy.
Hey! Hold your chewies right there, girl friend! You get the Myrna Loy role while I am relegated to the role of family pet? I DON'T THINK SO, SWEET PEA.
Then again, you are our local beauty, so maybe I'll be generous.
You got Lady Amanda, and Spencer's currently doing Sam Spade (with me in the supporting role as his preggers bitch bop). We all had major roles in the first story, so I was sort of hoping to land the lead in THE HOUND OF THE POCONOS, which is supposed to fill the bill next. (I am a hound, after all.)
Hmmm. Maybe we ought to let one of the ingenues, like Katie or Gracie,
take a stab at stardom. Then again, nah. You and I need to get together for a good dig, a Cobb salad, and a chat~
LuLu's a hound, so it's type casting?
what about dog cartoons?
Lulu, my sweetest, darlingest,best friend! I wouldn't DREAM of interfering in your career plans. Of course you must have the lead in the Hound of the Poconos -- I didn't even know the script was in circulation. The part would be all wrong for me. All that racing across the moors and baying would give me mats in my long white fur and a sore throat, whereas you have short hair and love nothing better than a good romp and some late-night howling. ( I'd better not get too graphic, or I might be indiscreet re your, shall we say, extracaricular activities). I will wait for a more suitable role for moiself. Yes, we must get together soon and dish , and dig, some dirt. Meanwhile, I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP !
Lily dearest, far be it from me to suggest that you're long enough in the tooth to play the role of Norma Desmond, a washed-up beauty queen with mats in her brain -- but if the collar fits, well, arf
arf and woof woof.
Really sweetie, let's not fight. I mean, we step on a lot of paws on our way to the top, but I'd rather not step on yours. You know that I consider you a sister -- a much older sister, but a sister just the same.
Tail wags and nibbles, from a striking beagle beauty who has just celebrated her first birthday~
talk about your cats.
dog cartoonzs would be nice. i'm over the moon about a cartoon
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Dearest LuLu, I think you have been in stir too long.It seems to have made you a mite bit cranky. My maturity is no reason to make meow remarks about my age. Ater all, I am still the prettiest and the sweetest girl on the block. You are doing a great job in the current story, so I think we should bury the bone and play nice. See you soon
Lily, fine with me, and I also apologize for my unseemly behavior the other day. Of course, you know what they say about females in prison.
Honestly enjoy your blog, but do u ever answer any1?
Seeweek....NO~
seee!sseeee!
ken, you are a dog cartoon.
I concur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i lift my leg
yeah? well, i squat.
So do I, Rosalyn, but let's not stoop to Ken's level, which is underneath the doghouse. As for you, Ken, may the ghost of the brazen-voiced hound of Hades haunt your sleep this upcoming Halloween~
lulu, do dogs have eyebrows?
My noofie has eyebrows. blog that
Punkin,
Yes, dogs have eyebrows! I certainly do, and I'm willing to bet that my friend Lily does. My own are very narrow, 30's movie queen brows -- only I don't have to pluck 'em. Don't have to shave my legs, floss, or gnaw on breath mints, either. I roll in dead leaves and the boys go wild.
Humans are weird.
By the way, what kind of dog are you, and are you fixed?
I'm a mix. Maybe a mix-up.
Punkin,
Send us a pix and let us decide~
Something tells me Punkin's moved on to another park~
No, I'm still here.
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