Lily clings to her satchel. Wendy hopes to sue her for 12-million.
posted by LuLu @ 7:12 PM
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Monday, June 13, 2005
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
About Me
- Name: LuLu
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
Previous Posts
- LuLu needs a rest after rescuing Winston.
- An impassive George and Wendy's leather boots...bu...
- An unhappy LuLu after an attempt on her life
- The mysterious Spencer...LuLu's great love?
- The beautiful and enigmatic Lily
- The story thus far:
- The lovely LuLu
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17 Comments:
I LUV U
12 milion what? sachels?
Thank you, Puppy Angel. I appreciate that. Rather.
LuLu replies to Ken:
Aren't you the guy with the drinking dog?
I LUV U
Hi Ken,
Its me Lily. I know you think you are a real wit, but you are only half right!
See the conclusion to My Night of Terror directly under the picture of me in need of a rest.
I am a wolf hybrid and would like to talk to other wolf hybrids. Do you know of a web site where this is done?
you the ute one?
LuLu replies to Ken:
Ooops! Almost caught you, Ken. Heard the snap as your message was posted and lunged over here with teeth bared -- but you'd escaped.
I am becoming convinced that you and the Puppy Angel are one, Ken. Or at least that you're two pups from the same litter. How about sending us a message when you're actually sober sometime? You AND your poor dog.
LuLu responds to Roald:
Uh, I'm guessing, Roald, that by "wolf-hybrid" you mean you're part dog and part wolf. At least I hope that's what you mean, since we've been getting some pretty strange messages of late, and there's a full moon on the 22nd.
I honestly don't know very much about wolf-hybrid dogs. My guardian tells me that she once had a dog who was part coyote. He lived to be 17 and was very protective of her and her family.
If there's anybody out there who is (or has) a wolf-hybrid, or has information on wolf-hybrids, feel free to post on our blog~
LuLu.
Could you remind people to keep there dogs inside over the fourth of july? Our dog Jellie got lost for six days last foruth, and my brother and I didnt think we'd see him again. A man five blocks away found Jellie and since he had his tags he called us. This yeer Jellie is going to go in the basement. Thank u/
LuLu responds to Molly:
Thanks for the tails up, Molly.
Everybody needs to be very careful regarding their best friends over the Fourth. DO NOT leave your dog out in the yard, even a fenced yard, if your can avoid it. It's best to bring your pets inside and keep them confined. My guardian even has tranquilizers set aside for me -- but then I am a beagle and given to bouts of glorious histrioics!
July 4th and December 31st are traditionally bad days for dogs.(Cats too!) Fireworks tend to scare us, and we run off looking for a place to hide.
So have a great Fourth of July, but please take a little extra time to make us feel safe and protected~
I am a genius! I, Richelieu, am so clever. Mon Dieu! I must be the Godfather of clever cats. Enfin...all of my plots and schemes, they are working out. LuLu plans to take Louis Papillon for a mate, meaning she will have no time for the etiquette blog. Il sera le mien! I can push the black-market nuts on the blog (plus the naughty kitty underwear and the filthy mammal pictures) and no one can be there to stop me. Where is Mabel? I need to share my joy! Bah! I need to gloat!
Oh, stuff it, Richelieu!
lulu
i like your new title even tho your mean. my dog has a new friend, so there.
LuLu responds to Mindy:
Oh, sweetie, I'm not a mean dog.
And I thoroughly enjoy reading about your supernatural love life, or whatever it is. Hope your dog is happily leash locked with some sweetheart of a hound by now~
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