An unhappy LuLu after an attempt on her life
posted by LuLu @ 12:53 AM
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Friday, June 03, 2005
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
About Me
- Name: LuLu
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
Previous Posts
- The mysterious Spencer...LuLu's great love?
- The beautiful and enigmatic Lily
- The story thus far:
- The lovely LuLu
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28 Comments:
Poor Lulu!!
LuLu responds to Anonymous:
Thank you for your kind thoughts. Happily, I'm all better now.
God's teeth! You wouldn't happen to be a certain chipmunk, would you?
To read more about the antics of LuLu and her friends, please click on "comments" at the end of The Story Thus Far....
o.O
cool the bow wow blog ...who whuld have thunk it ...and some cool walpaper also ..
LuLu responds to Flickers:
Thanks, Flickers -- and I like your icon. Very unusual. Come back and see us again. Meanwhile, I'll check out your blog~
Oiiich! here's a different blog.
looks like That Beagle Dog is into bondage. hahah!!!
Do I leave a message
i luv you
LuLu replies to the Puppy Angel:
Thank you, PA. We luv you, too.
LuLu,
We know your friend Winston sent you something earlier today, and we want it back -- otherwise Winston gets wasted. (Hey! I'm a poet!Teedieheedieheedie!) Don't call in the authorities and don't try to find him. Just be a good little beagle and drop off the packet containing the booties under the rock in the woods by the brook in the thicket. You know the place.
Come alone. Tomorrow. Midnight.
You don't show up? We send you Winston's collar.
Then we start to get nasty.(Teedieheedieheedie!)
Signed, A Friend
DOGS R LUV
Dr. Papillon responds to Puppy Angel:
My fees are quite reasonable, I'm AKC registered, and I'm listed in the Yellow Pages.
Lulu:
My goodness! So many places to put messages! it's getting confusing.
I want to give you something to add to your dog NONO list, and that is salt. Too much salt is very bad for dogs. Do not feed them potato cips or pretzels or other junk food. That said, Jimmy says ARF to his little friends.
Hi, lu.
my dog has a crush on my neighbor's dog and I think it would be so fun for them to get engaged. my little girl's a bt and he's a french bulldog. they are adroabel together and i bot two little engagement colars, and now my neighbor's mad at me. she thinks the hole thing is silly and that i'm after her husband. advice, please!
LuLu replies to Mindy:
Ah, Mindy, something tells me there's a missing part to this story of possible star-crossed puppy love. And if I were you, I'd cool it with the engagement collars. Your neighbor has her ears laid back and her teeth bared, and any smart doggy would realize it's time to turn tail and run. Find another buddy for your Boston terrier while you're at it, dear~
lu,
her husband is 43!!!!!!! like im mainlyu intereested!!!!!!!!!but you maybe right about the colars. my bt can do better!!!!!good advice.
LuLu replies to Mindy:
And how old are you in dog years?
lulu, do u & your friends have anything 2 do with BARK?
LuLu replies to T-Bone:
You mean BARK the magazine?
We're all great fans -- otherwise there's no connection.
lu,
we took your advcie. went to a dogpark and met a westie. he gets along so great with my llitte girl.
the owner has a girl friend, so i can't get into troubble.
XXXXXXkissesXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
LuLu replies to Mindy:
I know I'm going to bite myself later, but I gotta ask: The owner of your dog's new "friend" has a girlfriend, so you can't get into trouble? I realize I've been out of the loop for several centuries, but something here doesn't jibe.
Is this guy physically repulsive?
Please don't keep us guessing~
LuLu replies to Mindy:
HUH?
lu,
the dog's owner is gay, and i'm a sdtraight female. his dog is a boy and my bt is a girl. get it?
LuLu replies to Mindy:
Try loosening your collar, honey.
Not enough oxygen is getting to your brain.
lulu:
How did the story end?
LuLu replies to Mercer's Man:
It turns out Mabel is the Godmother. Please don't despair. We're likely to rerun the story sometime. So pay closer attention then. Meanwhile, I hope you'll like the new mystery we'll have up and running, starting tomorrow night~
Dear Lulu,
Your feline friends Charlie Chaplin, Ringo, Carmen Kitten and Lola would like to wish you and yours THE VERY BEST in the new year.
Here are some New Year's resolutions you might like to try that are guaranteed to get you some treats! Stay out of trouble, be nice to Momma, and don't give GW any grief.
With love, The Profitt Gang
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