From Polly Perky's advice column in Mammal Magazine: "Dear Former Space Alien who is also my ex-husband, try reasoning with your boss. If that doesn't work, you do speak 176 languages, for Dog's sake, in fact two or three quite well. See if you can nail a spot on the diplomatic mission to the Gummy Bear Galaxy. It will, figuratively speaking, keep you out of my hair...and while we're at it, please remember to keep said hair mat free by using a good conditioner while you're away. Licks and Tail Wags, Polly Perky"~ (Photo by J.M. Hilton)