"Mommy Dearest says she'll turn the entire universe against Earth if they won't pay for our oil."/"Do you think she's kidding?"/"Oh, sure! Like, we don't know SHE has the sense of humor of a Mongrafian electric eel with a short circuit?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton) PS: In order to make any sense out of this story at all, remember to read it from the bottom up. Of course the story doesn't have to make any sense, and if you'd rather it didn't, read it any damn way you want.