"In fact, you've become so good at running other creatures' lives, I'd like to offer you a job as an advice columnist with Mammal Magazine, you hideous swamp awful ugly, you. Of course, we'll need to Chinese things up a bit via a winsome picture that's definitely not you -- but scratch our back and we'll scratch the disgusting scales on yours, dearie." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)


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