"If nothing else, I'm at least employed and have a place to live. An alligator with an IQ of 300 guarding a piece of vermin with an IQ lower than my belly! This is untenable! When I was Lily, the spaniel, I was adored and worshiped. Everybody loved me! Why, I was kidnapped fifteen times! Now nobody wants to be around me! This can't go on. Things have to change! I have to figure out a way to turn the mess I'm in to my advantage!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton; critter compo by Lynda Hilton)