Sister Bleu Girl is concerned when LuLu disappears, but at least she has a true Blue love to keep her happy. (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
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LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Sister Bleu Girl is concerned when LuLu disappears, but at least she has a true Blue love to keep her happy. (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
About Me
- Name: LuLu
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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The Eye On the Park...
Dateline Lincoln Park:
Chester Samoyed howled for admittance outside LuLu's lavender pet door, and was surprised when part-time blog reporter Maddie Schnauzadoo -- whose bark he knew quite well -- howled back.
Chester poked his head inside. "What are YOU doing here?"
"Getting a story, of course. What about you?" Then she spied the bouquet of red roses he had tucked into his harness.
"Ahhh. I see. King Rockie's been gone all of ten minutes, and you're already sniffing after the bitch he left behind him."
Chester eased the rest of his body through the pet door. "Actually, the roses are for you, my sweet. Before you got your journalism degree from Canine Community College, you were the best waitress to ever twitch a tail in my restaurant."
"Oh, right," arfed Maddie, who was glad her face was covered with hair, since her muzzle was starting to burn. This dog knows I'm alive like Prince Sammy Chan knows poor Bitch Incognito sucks air for him alone.
In truth, the two situations were not dissimilar.
"What's your story about?" he asked, neatly ending their verbal sparring.
"LuLu is missing," Maddie told him, feeling cheated. (Couldn't he have at least SNIFFED me?) "Her sister Bleu Girl and Young Blue Eyes have called in the police."
The handsome white Russian looked wary. "The police are here?"
Maddie wagged her tail. "Oh, I forgot. You're not exactly the most law-abiding citizen in town, are you?"
"I think you're jealous," Chester surmised correctly. "You're jealous because I came here to see LuLu."
"LuLu is my boss!" Maddie snarled, as if that made a difference.
Blue Girl came out into the hallway. "Oh, hello, Chester," she arfed. "What are you doing here?"
"I came to see LuLu," he replied, honestly for once, and pawed over the roses, save for one -- which he gave to Maddie, who ripped the blossom off the stem and ate it.
Blue Girl blinked. "I'll be happy to get you a plate of gizzards or something, Maddie," she offered. "I know LuLu doesn't pay her employees much, but obviously yours is a desperate situation."
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Story continued...
Chester barked a laugh, Maddie gave out with a low growl -- partly because she'd cut her lower lip on a thorn -- and Bleu Girl kept the rest of the roses well out of range.
Young Blue Eyes, whose albums proclaimed him "The Canine Frank Sinatra Or At Least Michael Buble," padded into the hallway. "Bleu, the police want to ask you some more questions," he woofed. Then he noticed Chester.
"Hello," he said, but he didn't wag his tail.
Chester wagged his. Not so very long ago, he had attempted to blackmail the handsome young Aussie shepherd. All of that was water over the fire hydrant to him, but Young Blue Eyes appeared to be carrying a grudge.
A former international spy, Chester considered grudges imprudent luxuries.
"When did LuLu turn up missing?" he asked her sister.
"This morning. Her bed hadn't been slept in, which isn't anything unusual," arfed Blue Girl, neatly implying that her sister was a slut.
"I wouldn't be so concerned, but she's been so upset about her breakup with King Rockie. I mean, LuLu could stand to lose a few ounces -- but she hasn't eaten in days! If she keeps it up, she's going to be as slender as I am!"
Young Blue Eyes nudged her shoulder with his snout. "Don't worry, Blue. The police will find her. It will be all right."
"Yes, it will," vowed Chester, "because I'm pretty sure I know exactly where LuLu is."
Developing.....with no help whatsoever from Maddie Schnauzadoo!
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