LuLu bides her time....
posted by LuLu @ 10:57 PM
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Saturday, April 01, 2006
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
About Me
- Name: LuLu
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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38 Comments:
Lovely, lovely picture of LuLu, the blog hostess.
My dog made the blog! My dog made the blog! I came back from church and saw that my dog made the blog!
Which dog is yours? Which dog is yours? Whatever the case, we're delighted you're so thrilled~
Mine is the cutest one!
Let me guess, ASP! ASP is constantly talking about how cute she is. Although I do admit she is cute.
I am not merely cute, I am magnificent. But I do thank you for the compliment, and for recognizing quality when you see it.
More Asp pictures! More Asp pictures!
OUR PARK IS A MESS SO I'M TURNING TO YOU FOR R&R. GOOD WORK! YOU'VE KEPT THE SITE INTERESTING AND THE PICTURES OF THE DOGS ARE WONDERFUL.
I LIKE THE INTRIGUE AND WILL BKM FOR LATER.
Hey, Monty, you've posted before, haven't you -- like maybe a long time ago? (It's hard to forget those caps.) Anyway, glad you stopped by, but how come your park is a mess?
Study, study, study. Thanks for providing some laughs. What is with the puppy across the street?
She was out after dark last night.
I LIVE IN KANSAS.
YIKES! No wonder Fiver from Michigan is afraid to go to the park.
Dogs are being butchered up there along with foxes and coyotes. What is the matter with people?!!!!!!!
Thankfully the article you mentioned has nothing to do with the area where I live, but I do live in Michigan. My owner takes good care of me, and I do get to the park once in a while, Lulu!
Fiver,
Glad you're doing well, and, Anon, we realize it's a sicko world out there, which is why we like our little blog. Our own sweet form of fantasy insanity keeps our owners off the ledges and us from chasing cars. We'll keep hoping that in the real world, they will get the bad guys.
Are you saying your park's not real, Lulu?
It's real.
WE HAD A TORNADO. TO WIT, PARK GONE.
Is Monty not in Kansas any more?
Quick, Monty! What's your dog's name?
Sorry to hear about your park, Monty. My guardian went to school in Missouri, so she knows all about the Big Wind from Kansas, and I'm not talking about Charlie "Yardbird" Parker, although she and I would agree that he was the very best wind what ever blew out of the Sunflower State.
By the way, what is your dog's name, and are you still in Kansas?
I AM STILL IN KANSAS AND I AM STILL MAD.
I would be mad too if I lived in Kansas.
Watch it, hooey, or the Jayhawks'll get you.
Squirrel roll?
Appalling idea, isn't it?
What exactly is a squirrel roll?
Could it be squirrel role?
Like in Oscar or lettuce and rye?
Uh, Anon, I think BH meant like in an old Bogart flick with Mary Astor playing the ROLE of Brigid O'Shaughnessy.
A Squirrel ROLL could be a yummy little sandwich for a pooch, I suppose, but we're a lot more humane around here~
heehee -- we use w heat bread instead of rye.
I thought it was funny.
Might be best to keep your day job, Baby Hooey.
Dogs suck.
I think its funny.
We know, Ken. We understand.
Firbawl,
Ecactly how nonextensive is your vocabulary?
Dogs suck exactly.
Exactly what?
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