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LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Sunday, February 19, 2006
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
About Me
- Name: LuLu
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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It's Tanner and Rocko!
We haven't seen Rocko for a long time. I wonder where he is. He was a cute puppy.
You're right, Lily, but we have seen Tanner. Say, heard the latest? Miss Gracie supposedly has a "thing" for Tanner. Hmmm. Now if I can just get rid of that raccoon, Rockie will be all mine~
Oh, tell Spencer that I still love him truly.
By the way, have you met the newest hunk in the 'hood -- Morey?
CATS! So many hot males and so little time off the leash~
Your love affair with Rockie has become tiresome, Lulu, but I have not lost myself on the Seven Seas.
Punkin,
Glad to hear it...I think.
The IRS Cocktail
2 oz. bourbon
2 oz. rum
2 oz. Scotch
3 bullets
Hi, Maesh, long time no bark!
Fortunately dogs don't have to worry about the IRS, which is kind of like the pound for people, I guess.
Or the dogcatcher~
How old is the asp?
Well under a year, Fiver. You're a Corgi, aren't you? I find most Corgi males devastatingly attractive.
Uh-ho. Watch out for Lolita, Fiver. If she were human, she'd be jailbait~
I thought her name was Dixie.
I just found out Rockie is moving back to Iowa! Our Midwestern hero is going home -- and I plan to join a religious order, if they'll take a beagle. Without Rockie my life is over -- SOB! Naturally I've asked Miss Gracie if she would like to join me, cleansing the lepers and caring for rabid hyenas, but I've yet to hear from her. I am so heartbroken I vomited up my beef jerky!
I wonder where Rocko has gone? Rockie has taught me a few stick tricks to play with all you studs.
Yes, I love Miss Gracie, as you all know she is AKA as Ellie Mae. But for a good work out I like to wrestle with Rockie or Rocko. Hope to see those guys soon.
Lu, Rockie is not moving back to Iowa. He's going to be there for a week over spring break. Get a grip, girl!!!
What? Really? Rockie's not gone forever?
I wonder if I can get back the chew toys I donated to the leper colony?
LOL. You do amuse me, Lulu.
LuLu may be pining for Rockie, but Miss Gracie was out in the park tonight looking for Tanner. "We're definitely an item," reported the sassy shitzu. "Our leashes are forever tangled."
You read it here first.
Signed,
The Eye
Well, if Gracie and Tanner are 'caught up' with each other and Rockie's gone for awhile, what's poor lulu to do?
gif me a chance to 211 the Mazeratti. Lolciwi.
Seen Saturday morning in the park:
Buddy the Lab and LuLu the Beagle, getting cozy while Rockie's away.
The beguiling Beagle looked anything but stricken when Gentle Giant Buck showed up to join in the fun and frolic.
New to the park: An Australian Kelpie named JoJo and a Dobie named Shelby.
"Other dogs find me intimidating," handsome Shelby confessed, "but I just want to have fun."
"I second that mate," joined in JoJo the Kelpie. "My main interest is cute, four-legged Sheilas. Forget the fighting."
"What do you think of Beagles?" asked the ever-eager LuLu.
(Psst! Rockie! Time to come home, old son.)
You read it here first.
The Eye
Doesn't sound like lulu's grieving over Rockie's temporary departure. Sounds like she's on the move already. Wait to go lulu.
Thank you, Nes. I am playing the field right now. Well, playing it, rolling in it, pooping in it, gatering sticks from it. A good thing that field is out there, eh?
I'm willing to rob the cradle, Lulu. You aren't available whereas the asp is. I met a Siberian husky over the weekend but she's four times my size and lives with a male german shepherd.
it's possible she has olympics fever, fiver.
Fiver, you're not one of those needy guys, are you?
Not me, Lulu. I have a cat friend and a goldfish, but a girlfriend would be nice.
Watching fish is very relaxing, Fiver. Go with the Zen.
Fiver, surely there are some cute Corgi females in Michigan! And ignore Punkin. A dog who's into fish guts and Zen sounds like a pretty shady character to me~
I'm into Yin and Yang, Lulu, as well as fish guts.
yin, yang and kong balls. doggie philosopny?
Morey the "mutt" looks like a pure bred Labrador and that's great, but he does not look like a mutt.
Evidently I take after my father. Wanna make someting out of it?
Not a "ting"~
Doesn't Tanner come to the park
any more?
Evidently not -- but Miss Gracie wasn't exactly crying in her kibble in the park this morning~
Can any body picture Gracie crying over anything?
Maybe Tanner?
you need to look into a sindicated site that kicks ass. ever think of opera or squarespace?
Uh, nope, but I'll check out the Ws you've suggested. Better yet, I'll let my guardian do it. After all, she has very little else to do with her time, while I have an incredible social life to keep me busy~
Erin go bragh!
it braghed.
Pleased to see you dogs are still at it. Can Madam Spirea tell me if I'm going to be audited?
Mercer's Man, I see your accountant fleeing the country.
Why not try doing your own taxes for a change?
By the way, are you a working dog or a hybrid?
A hybrid?
You're a good one, Madam Spirea.
Thank you for your advice and regrettably you may be right.
Mercer's Man,
I'm all but infallible, honey. If you've got a question for a psychic, don't bark up a tree -- ask me!
I also do spells and curses and dabble in bail bonds.
madam spirea, you are sweet little Lily's aunt?
Well, I sure ain't sweet little Lily's uncle. What's your point, Anon?
Madame Spirea senses a disturbance in the force.
Maybe Madam Spirea senses an eclipse?
Madame Spirea senses a non-believer who will soon meet a tall, dark Doberman who's a mean drunk.
Spencer,
Please contact me at your earliest convenience.
ASP, its me Spencer. S'up. I never see you in the park anymore.
Spencer,
Since I dislike mixing with the hoi polloi, I rarely go to the park. But here's the skinny: LuLu, your great buddy from 400 years ago, is planning to snatch your dog tags before you're even coronated. Spence, you're such a wonderful dog and a born leader, while LuLu's a terrible bitch. Isn't it time she got her just dog doo?
I was thinking we might use LuLu's best friend, Lily, as the assassin.
Get back to me with your thoughts on this.
Dear ASP,
Just look at Lily. Do you think she is capable of such a thing? Besides I still like Lulu.
Here,s a better idea. Meet me in the park, after dark and we can spark. No one will know if you don't bark.
Spencer,
What a charming idea! Of course I'll be there.
Uh-ho...the plot sickens.
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