"I'm Polly Perky and I also want stock options. By the way, my autobiography, The Polly Perky Era, will be available in every bookstore on the planet as soon as the utterly boring US general election is over and done with. Polly Perky perfume should be hitting the shelves at DogMart right before Xmas. Meanwhile, Polly Perky training leashes, tees, mugs, puppy naps, towels, sheets, and banners are currently available at WeloveUPollyPerky.com/ Remember, little mammals, I am thinking of you always, and keep high hopes for your welfare close to my heart, etc. Now get out there and fill those coffers so I can donate yet MORE money to charity~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)