"Excuse me for breaking in on the story, such as it is, but I can't get on EBay, probably because I'm a dog, and I've got some PediPaws clippers to sell. How does $15 (American) sound? Just email me, Morey, at this site. Uh, I've also got a few naked shots of Fredonia, the French Poodle, but maybe I'll save those for another time." (Photo by Javens, Inc.)


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