The Story thus far...

The purebred dogs of Lincoln Park all share a secret: they were once famous human beings, now reincarnated as canines. LuLu, a beautiful young beagle, recalls a life spent as Queen Elizabeth I of England, and her beloved Earl of Leicester may currently be a Cavalier King Charles spaniel named Spencer, who lives down the street with LuLu's best friend Lily, who just happens to be his crate mate. To further complicate matters, a pretty pup who claims to have once been Mary Queen of Scots (as well as Eva Peron) has joined the group, and it's become obvious that she would like a rematch with LuLu.

Meanwhile, the pulchritudinous beagle is kept busy sorting out a lengthy list of suitors vying for her paw. First in line is Rockie the Labrador, the evident love of her life this time around. Hot on his hocks are: Benji the bearded collie, Rocko the bulldog, Tanner the curdog/beagle blend, Harmony the boxer, and two coyotes named Rush and Randhi, among others.

Lovely LuLu and her four-legged friends find trouble behind every fire hydrant. Last October they went hunting for the Maltese Chew Toy (search keywords: Maltese Chew Toy, or check out our archives by date), and in January LuLu found herself imperiled in yet another thrilling mystery -- The Hound of the Poconos. (Search keywords: Hound of the Poconos, or check out our archives by date.)

Recently Morey the mutt signed on as a weekly blog columnist, exposing the underbelly of Lincoln Park, along with a few dark secrets of his own. (Search keywords: Morey the mutt, or check out our archives by date.) Luscious Lily's psychic aunt, Madame Spirea, also arrived in town (via a gypsy wagon), bringing with her a crystal Kong ball and a salty tongue.

Now Spencer has been appointed "summer king" -- and immediately finds himself in the deepest of doo-doo. Lincoln Park's a mess politically, Lily has been kidnapped, and who knows what will happen next?

Come join the absurdity of LuLu's Desperate House Dogs. We guaranted you'll bark out at least one good laugh. You might even find yourself rolling around on the grass, hoping you'll come back as a dog the next time around.

Tail wags and licks -- your blog hostess, LuLu~ CR, 2005