The Story Thus Far...

The purebred dogs of Lincoln Park all share a secret: They were once famous human beings, now reincarnated as canines. LuLu, a beautiful young beagle, recalls a life spent as Queen Elizabeth I of England, and her beloved Earl of Leicester may currently be a cavalier King Charles spaniel named Spencer, who lives down the street with LuLu's best friend, Lily, who just happens to be his crate mate. To complicate matters, a pretty pup who claims to have once been Mary Queen of Scots, as well as Eva Peron, has joined the group, and it's become obvious she wants a rematch with LuLu.

Meanwhile, the pulchritudinous beagle keeps busy sorting out the lengthy list of suitors vying for her paw. These include: Benji the bearded collie, the Labradors Rockie and Buddy, Paco the German shepherd, Tanner the cur-dog/beagle blend, Nestle the cultured French poodle, Snoop the schnauzer, Rocko the bulldog, Harmony the boxer, and Ziggy the wolf blend.

Lovely LuLu and her four-legged friends find trouble behind every fire hydrant. Last October they went hunting for the Maltese Chew Toy (see our Archives/Search), and in January LuLu found herself imperiled in yet another mystery, the Hound of the Poconos. (See Archives 6/11/2005.)

Now Morey the Mutt has signed on as a weekly blog columnist, exposing Lincoln Park after dark, while revealing a few dark secrets of his own, and luscious Lily's psychic aunt has arrived in a gypsy wagon with her crystal Kong ball, just in time to predict political upheaval for idyllic Lincoln Park.

Come join the absurdity of LuLu's Desperate House Dogs. We guarantee you'll bark at least one good laugh. You might even find yourself rolling around in the grass, hoping you'll come back as a dog the next time around.

Tail wags and licks -- your blog hostess, LuLu~