"What do you mean the relatives are staying HERE over the holidays?"
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LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Thursday, November 03, 2005
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
About Me
- Name: LuLu
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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Do us a favor, Anon, and stay away.
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We have a pain in the canine teeth who's been attempting to slime us with dumbo advertising. If the problem continues, we'll have to go to letter ID, but it's a hassle, so I hope our friend Anon will take the hint and move on. This is a dog blog, meaning that nobody is interested in the junk he's advertising to begin with, so he's doing little more than wasting his time and ours.
it's not me!
Here are the dates for the Tenth Life Pet Photo Shoot with Santa
fundraiser at Complete Pet Mart: December 3 and 4 in Beavercreek in Lofino's Plaza. December 10 and 11 at Com Pet Mart in Oakwood. December 17 and 18 at Com. Pet Mart in Cross Pointe. All run from 11 a.m. until 3 p.m. and the cost is $5 per picture. Come out with your pets and join the fun!!!!!
Lily is so talented.
I like the PUG.
LILY FOREVER!!!!!
Lily,
Is Karen really your breeder?
Oh, forget I barked that. I understand you're having a few problems with arthritis and allergies at present, so I wanted to write and sympathize, as well as empathize, with you. I'm way too young to have arthritis, but I do have allergies and have been sneezing up a storm. I even missed my customary walk around the commons with the hotties this afternoon! Hope we both feel better soon~
PS: Tell Spencer that I still see him in my fevered dreams.
Karen must be pouting.
Not pouting. Love Rocket's ears and LuLu is very pretty but Lily is my favorite dog. She is a vision in her pink outfits.
Karen,
That's very sweet of you, and I'm sure Lily appreciates the sentiment. Cousin Rocket has goocho ears, I'm gorgeous, and Lily definitely knows how to dress~
LuLu, you're funny. LOL.
Saw a dog in Montclair park who so resemebled LILY. She is the same breed and is going to be bred in the spring. Her name is Darcie but I like Lily better. LILY RULES.
Hi Karen, its me, Lily. Where is Montclair Park?
LILY? I feel honored. Montclair park is near Denver. Where do you live? R you and lulu really best friends?
Hi Karen, its me, Lily again. I live in Kettering, Ohio. Boy, you live a long way away! I guess I won't grt to meet Darcie. Yes, Lulu is my best friend even tho she won't stay away from my crate mate Spencer. Really Lulu can't stay away from any of the boys! She's just a girl who cain't say no.
Lily,
I can too say no....but "yes" is usually a lot more fun~
Hi anonymous, its me Lily. I know who you are. You ask the boys "What part of yes don't you understand?
FWIW Lil looks like Carniff, my BOB's dog. She is pa at bring your dog to work day 2c a month. TTFN. love ya, Lil.
Lily,
Rockie and I shared a stick in the park again this afternoon, and I managed to beat him in a romp around the bushes. In general, I don't believe in beating around the bush(es)-- which is why I'm so popular.
By the way, do you happen to know if human dental floss can get twig particles out from under my canines?
I need the advice of someone OLDER and wiser~
Where is Kettering, Ohio? R u outside Cincinnati?
No, Dayton.
My brother lives near Van Wert & I was born in Elkhart IN. His wife is from Hillsboro. I like it here.
Hi Karen, its me Lily. Guess what? I was born in Indiana too, but I don't remember what town. I was 2 years old when my owners came and got me in Richmond.
Lily,
You're a Hoosier? I didn't know that! I always took it for granted that you were born in England. Do you mean to say that Mayfair bark's a fake?
Lily,
Honey, ignore LuLu's digs. She almost didn't make it to the park tonight because she was too busy chasing the cats to remember what time it was. As a result, she got in only a half-hour of playtime with Rockie, the new love of her life, and she's not in the best of moods. Everybody (including LuLu) missed seeing you and Spencer out there gamboling through the leaves this evening~
LILY! You were born in Indiana 2! What day? I swear we have some attachment.
Karen, I own a dog, and I love my dog, but he IS a dog. So is Lily. You don't share a mysterious connection with her. She has owners who I'm sure love her very much. While we're at it, I hope you do realize that you're not really getting emails from Lily. People humanize dogs way too much. Once in a while maybe they just need to be DOGS.
Hi Karen, its me Lily. I was born JUNE 18, 1998. Don't listen to Stevie G. This really is me. I can type!
the dog can type!
Thank you, Ken, I thought she could. Lily is a sweetheart!
I want to send a special Thanksgiving lick to my dear friend Lily. We kid around a lot, and, I mean, she IS older than I am. But she's not feeling well right now, and nobody likes to have a mutt-mitt of a holiday.
Feel Better, Lily! You've got a whole bunch of fans...and even I love you. You're my buddy~
lily is sick? Please tell me itss not dog flu.
HiKaren, its me Lily. No, its not the flu. I'm an old lady and now that its cold out my arthritis is bothering me so I just sit on laps or in front of my fireplace all day.
Lily,
Dahling, you're not THAT old. I mean a little nip here and there, and you'll be good as new. (We dogs don't do tucks, do we?)
Well, sweetie, you missed a good time in the park this afternoon, although Rockie didn't so much as show up. (And after all the sticks I've chased for that cur!!!!) I understand he's imported some bitch from Iowa to share his Kibble. Both Gracie and I wept bitter tears -- then Buck showed up. Have you met Buck? Well, I mean, GRRRRRRR. Huge, handsome, and unattached. Gracie and I just bared our teeth and lunged.
Hope you feel better soon, sweet-ums. My Dog! One day (Thanksgiving) away from my social life, and I was devastated. I don't know how you do it. Oh, then again, you have What's-his-name to keep you company. I forgot.
Love and licks -- LuLu~
Lily, THANK GOD you're feeling better. I was praying for you yesterday. you are such a sweet little thing. You stay well now!
Thank you Karen. My Mommy made me a new pink coat so I can stay warm now.
Rockie,
So what are Gracie and I -- spilled Kibble? Gracie's not high maintenance? GRACIE? Then there's moi. I've chewed through four harnesses, three leashes, and managed to escape from a prong collar. THAT isn't high maintenance? My guardian had to sell some stock to pay for my last retractable leash!
Low maintenance female dogs are not where it's at, hot licks.
But Gracie and I still love you~
You dawg, you!
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