Second Offender: Bernie...Breed: Basset...Profile: Bernie is a genius con dog whose sociopathic tendencies showed up early when he got the other puppies in his litter to pay him for stealing their squeak toys. More recently, he stole 12-million bowsers from the Lincoln Park treasury, and convinced more than 200 squirrels they were lemmings before getting himself named beneficiary of their life insurance policies. Thanks to Lily's harness, he is now invisible...Most recent dubious achievement: Last month Bernie sent ten bowsers to the Humane Society and paid part of a vet bill for his arthritic grandmother...The best thing that can be said about him: He recently gave up his yacht. (Non-photo by J.M. Hilton)