Third Offender: Zeus...Breed: Lab mix...Profile: Zeus is the self-proclaimed "illegitimate twin brother" of Prince John, Lincoln Park's exhaustively libertine royal. Zeus, however, is said to prefer tree frogs to bitches. He likes to wrap himself in a cloak of invisibility similar to Lily's harness...Most recent dubious achievement: He took a job in Washington, helping beleaguered politicians make pork disappear...The best thing that can be said about him: He really doesn't seem to have a clue, and he IS part Labrador. (Non-photo by J.M. Hilton)