"Gloria-the-Glam here to report that the Goldens absolutely sucked this year. Not one bitch showed up wearing so much as a rhinestone collar! And the grooming parlors barked up all the wrong trees. For shame, Hollywood, but congratulations to the sordid world of politics, where scandal rocks, thanks to Sir Vinney Poodle. Seems he's exiting the primary elections scene to be with the primary puppy in his life, at least until his former trot-in-time sues~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)