"It's true...I'm dropping out of the US canine presidential race, mes amis. I'm cheating on my girlfriend with Carla Bruni's hot puppy, Sophie, and I'm almost out of bowsers. Since I'm willing to ruin myself for love, I stand a better chance of getting elected in France, anyway. Adieu, and I hope this won't pooper-mitt my legacy too much." (Photo by Stephanie C.)


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