"This is Icarus MacGregor out on muddy Mastiff Moor for LDHD perfectly silly-nilly news again! It seems that the UFO allegedly identified by conspiracy ace, Ace Melrose, has vanished. You heard me correctly, folks. The Damn Doggone is gone! As for me, I couldn't be happier. I'm ###!!! sick of standing out here on this soggy moor with my paws soaking wet and my undercoat dripping. While you mutts back at the studio gnaw on beef bones and play tug-of-war, I'm out here interviewing surly drunks and crackpots curs who see flying saucers. Frankly, I hope all of you wind up in Hell. Now I'm off to get a beer! Cheerio." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)