The contestant who can chase down the most imaginary quarry and make a dog's breakfast out of his clients' investments in the shortest period of time will win the position of CEO at a government-takeover bank for a whole year! He or she will also get all their credit-card debts canceled up to a thousand bowsers -- and as an extra bonus prize, the lucky dog will receive a free Phido Phone Booth for his or her home, office, or prison cell. Where you gonna get a better deal than that, folks? I ask you!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)