"Greetings, fans of LDHD. I'm Damien Thornhill and I sometimes do announcing for LuLu's blog. Certainly not much to date, but then I only started this gig last Tuesday. Anyway, the thing is, LuLu and her sister Sadie are in a spot of trouble right now because they recently accepted an invitation to take flying lessons from Bo Obama, and I'm afraid what was meant to be a frolicsome day of puppy play has turned rather nasty. Both girls are being held in an undisclosed FBI kennel, pending a full investigation, and Bo is about to be neutered. During the sisters' absence, our extensive staff, well both of us, have been trying to think of a way to keep our hundreds of viewers away from the usually news-filled blog -- only for a few days, you understand? Just some way to briefly....." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)