"That bum Scrooge took every bowser I ever earned. Say, sailor, what do I have to do in order for you to put a tarantula in a certain dog's bed?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
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LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Friday, December 12, 2008
"That bum Scrooge took every bowser I ever earned. Say, sailor, what do I have to do in order for you to put a tarantula in a certain dog's bed?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
About Me
- Name: LuLu
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
Previous Posts
- "My family was starving, Scrooge! And your bank re...
- "What about the hot mistress? Could we, maybe, get...
- "My Dog! Corruption abounds, old son. Look at poli...
- "Come on, Wall Street! You caught me in the middle...
- "Why do I have to be Scrooge again? I played Scroo...
- "I am the Ghost of Xmas Past, Scrooge. Remember yo...
- "Awww, jeesh!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
- "Happy Xmas, Mr. Scrooge. In life I was your mistr...
- "This isn't the way I remember A Christmas Carol!"...
- "Here's a news flash! Tiny Tim is leaving the cast...
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