"Here's the smell of goose poop still: all the dog shampoos of the Bark-In-Bubbles grooming salon will not sweeten these little paws!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton) Our apologies to William Shakespeare~
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LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
"Here's the smell of goose poop still: all the dog shampoos of the Bark-In-Bubbles grooming salon will not sweeten these little paws!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton) Our apologies to William Shakespeare~
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
About Me
- Name: LuLu
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
Previous Posts
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- "Just show me the lettuce." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
- ....and discovered you can't replace lettuce with ...
- "Oh, come on, Wall Street! I was right in the midd...
- Meanwhile...."I'm not really a pirate or a terrori...
- "But considering what's going on in the world, we'...
- "Still, we like to leave you laughing, so tonight ...
- ".....called MacBeth." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
- "Is this a limping squirrel which I see before me?...
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