"This is Jill Dewduffer reporting for W-DOG, All-Plebeian Radio. We have now confirmed that a strange sort of mating has occurred and the curse of the so-called 'alien' land shark has ended. Dogs are turning back into dogs, cats into cats, birds into birds and so forth. Here's a quick update from Dafnee Fenderholtzer before we return to our regular programming after ten minutes of idiotic, dogmatised commercials." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)


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