Where it all began: the starting point of the LDHD 2006 Easter Squirrel Roll~
posted by LuLu @ 12:57 AM
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Sunday, April 09, 2006
Where it all began: the starting point of the LDHD 2006 Easter Squirrel Roll~
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
About Me
- Name: LuLu
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
Previous Posts
- Mork and Mindy attempt to check out Wendy the chip...
- The Story thus far...
- Most mischievous puppy on the block? An outraged A...
- Little YoYo takes a look at the park. "Was there r...
- Spencer -- the once and future king of Lincoln Par...
- Morey says: "I don't know what Spencer has planned...
- "Spencer's coronation will make for a better tomor...
- Lady Zoe says it only figures the dog tags would b...
- Mistress Coco exhibits a similar lack of surprise...
- ...but Lily is in shock~
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38 Comments:
LOL. I know these dogs. Is the Squirrel Roll by invitation only or can anyone participate?
Can I do my famous head shakin', tail waggin', snarley teeth squirrel dance to kick off the first annual Lincoln Park Squirrel Roll? Please...
Spencer is sooo bad!
WHAT IS A SQUIRREL ROLL?
It's lonely where I am and I want to come to the squirrel run or roll or whatever it is. Won't somebody please send me a ticket?
AN EYE ON THE PARK
Seen in the Park:
Stylish Shih-tzus Gracie and BooBoo, with chic new haircuts that expose IT ALL.
Rockie gaping in awe.
LuLu stealing Rockie's ball(s) AGAIN.
An incredibly handsome new studly named Owen. He's half coon-dog, like Rockie, girls, and part harrier, from the look of him. Sensational markings! Obviously a boy any mama could love.
"I do miss Paco," sighed Miss Gracie. "OOO, and these metal benches are cold when you don't have any hair."
LuLu nodded. "At least we still have Rockie," she acknowledged
"Give me back my BALLS!" demanded the king of the park, who will (alas!) soon be leaving the area to go on a crusade.
The German Jagdterrier is the finest squirrel dog in the world.
The Squirrel Roll is a government conspiracy! Plain and simple! Wake up, non-domesticates! The dogs are taking over!
Dogs rule. Get with the program.
Mr. O'possum, meet me tonight by the Old Tree in the park. The idea of cross-species dating strikes me as titillating. I'll be wearing a hair bow and nothing else.
Midnightish?
Thyat little Asp ought to have her bottom paddled.
Dogs suck.
Recipe for the Pink Squirrel:
One oz. creme de noyaux
One ts. white creme de cacao
One ts. light cream
Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass and serve. This is a drink that's been around for a while, but if you like fluff, it's a good one.
NOTIFYING ALL NON-DOMESTICATES, INCLUDING FERAL CATS:
We are holding a huge protest rally, starting at the woodpile tomorrow at noon!
The infamous Squirrel Roll planned by the dogs for Easter MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS EVEN IF IT MEANS WAR OR A MAJOR HISSY FIT.
Refreshments will be served after the rally behind the woodpile if anybody remembers to bring bowls and an ice chest.
Thank you.
Asp,
I'll meet you down by the tree, but I guess you might not be interested?
After Easter could we PLEASE see more pictures of Lily?
Karen,
Madame Spirea realizes that you and Lily have spent many lifetimes together, the most recent being when she was Janis Joplin and you were a bottle of Southern Comfort, but, honey, you've got to lighten up a little here. Spring is about rebirth, chirping baby robins, randy bunny progeny -- Mother Earth on hormones.
We PROMISE to put up more pix of my lovely but decidedly middle-aged niece at the appropriate time. Meanwhile, shake the knots out of your knickers and try to enjoy the rest of the blog...
Madame Spirea sees all....even if it is through grease-stained bifocals.
Will someone please tell me what a Squirrel Roll is? Chasing squirrels has beeen and still is my life--all 10 yrs. of it. All who know me know this. I am expert at chasing squirrels up trees.
Sony, c'mon, I've lived with you for 10 yrs. You ain't caught a squirrel yet. Not like me, I've caught me a couple chipmunks and cornered more. Anyone game for a chipmunk chase (or roll)?
Sonny,
You are a member in good standing of the Waggin' Train. Come to the Squirrel Roll and find out.
Nestle -- Assassin!!!! I'll bet you were the one who murdered my cousin Monique. Shamus is right -- there is no justice!!!
Fiver,
You sound like a dear male. If you'll send me a "Tango Anyone" designer dog dress by Emma Rose from the Gilded Paw on line catalog, I might send you an autographed picture of me wearing nothing but a hair bow. Throw in a pair of Doggles with pink lenses, and I'll definitely do it.
Right now the Gilded Paw is having a huge sale, meaning that even plebs can afford to shop there, disgusting as that might sound.
I'm always there for my "people," of course -- domesticates and non-domesticates. I, the Asp, love you all.
Kisses~
Asp,
You sure are a cute girl but I'm just a poor boy from Michigan. The Gilded Paw?
Madame Spirea, this wouldn't be a good idea, would it?
Fiver,
In Shakespeare's comedy, Love's Labour's Lost, King Ferdinand informs three young males that they may stay at his court to study and contemplate for three years, but during that time, they must not see, speak to, or be with a female.
The Asp has set forth her conditions, if you accede, you are a dunce.
Try King Ferdinand's advice for three weeks -- then either enter a monastery or find a nice bitch in your own league to hang with.
Losers.
Could someone pleeease tell me where, what time and day this Squirrel Roll is? Thanks. I'm getting pretty revved up over getting to chase lots of squirrels! I need to tell my walker so he'll take me.
All I know is, the Squirrel Roll is expected to take place at the "big woodpile in the forest" on Easter Sunday. Spencer insists everybody knows where it is.
THIS PICTURE LOOKS LIKE MY HOUSE.
Ever thought of leaving Kansas, Monty, and maybe moving to someplace like Oklahoma?
Can felony be in the sqjuirel role?
Only if you learn how to spell "squirrel," Ken, or let Felony start typing your messages.
Can I bring one of the cats I live with? That way if it rains, I can stay in the car and watch while they get soaked chasing phantom squirrels. (hehe)
Did you bring a cat?
Oh, shut up, Firbawl!
We like your 'tude, Firbawl. Want to hang out? Requirements for being our third wheel: Help us take over LuLu's blog...and help us find Macro Mouse.
Macro Mouse?
I hav a macro mouse. We cl it a rat.
You got something against vowels, Anon?
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